Curses, the first time I have been tagged with this rubbish!
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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"... your average tosser of coins depends upon a law, or..."
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
Monologues, monitors, pens, papers with scribbles, CDs, doodads.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Amadeus
4. Without looking, guess what time it is?
8:48?
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
8:43
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The distant pulse of cars on the road, if I try really hard.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
About 10 minutes ago. I was coming home from Garret Staten's.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My bed.
9. What are you wearing?
Button up shirt, yard pants, and boxers.
10. Did you dream last night?
'course I did. I don't remember the dream too vividly, however, if at all.
11. When did you last laugh?
About 20 minutes ago.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Techno posters, wall sconces, a shield, a map of Middle Earth, a dry erase board with scribbles, coat of arms, christmas lights, and swords.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
A growth on a dog. Poor dog was probably trying to reproduce via mitosis because it had been neutered. Crazy mutant evolutions.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
*shrugs* I am bound by a sense of duty.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Amadeus
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
College tuition. That's about it. Maybe a winco sub and some coke. The rest can be banked or donated.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
You wouldn't think it to look at me, but I actually don't walk correctly. I ride the inside of my foot
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Rain down the apocalypse, but in a manner that myself and all my friends, plus about 2% of the rest of the world's population, would survive so we could enjoy the lawless and free post-apocalyptic world.
19. Do you like to dance?
Sure do! Tap, rave, ballroom! You name it, I love it.
20. George Bush:
Bastard stealing my college tuition money!
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
Caesura sounds nice about now.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
This is harder. Artagan, maybe D'Artagnan? *shrugs* The name will come when it is needed, though names are taken far more seriously these days than they should be.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I live abroad every day. In my noodle. I'd rather constantly travel abroad, like a nomad. Living abroad isn't nearly as exciting as going everywhere.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"So uh... now that that's done with, wanna go get some shakes or somethin'?"
25. 5 people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
Hah, you think I KNOW 5 people? Much less 5 people Scotty didn't already name or that I would expect to read my journals and be compelled to do so as well!?
Clearly this journal needs to spend more time with me